Harold - “Shane can you place the ice chest in the trunk”
Shane - “ It doesn’t fit “
Harold - goes places the ice chest in truck. And reaches in to his pocket and pretends to pull out diamonds and tosses them in his face. While yelling “ Diamonds to the Face “
Shane - “ It doesn’t fit “
Harold - goes places the ice chest in truck. And reaches in to his pocket and pretends to pull out diamonds and tosses them in his face. While yelling “ Diamonds to the Face “
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