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Jonas Brothers

A trio of brothers who had once struggled in advancing in the music business, but finally for the past few years have been acknowledged for their work and been gaining their much deserved recognition. The Jonas Brothers are... Nick, 15, the youngest who recently found out he has Type 1 Diabetes; the lead singer, Joe, 18; and the oldest lead guitarist, Kevin at 20. They have great pop/rock melodies while incorporating most of their own lyrics into song, and are an inspiration to every generation, especially with their undying focus to be a positive medium for the youth of today.

Another reason why to love them:
They're known for being Christians and each of them wear a "Purity ring" to remain celibate until marriage.

I first became a true undying fan this winter of 2007 through a friend when I found out this tid-bit of info on their beliefs. I automatically fell in love with them and with their music--

And because of their major popularity and influence on the public, Disney decided to sign with the Jonas Brothers to help share their same vision on being good role models for the younger generation.
...And get this: I know real music, I sing real music, I'm a real woman who doesn't appreciate listening 24/7 to all that "crank dat hoe", degrading women music and- I'm almost 22! The Jonas Brothers are here to stay!
by *~Jeanie~* January 17, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

A band that came from New Jersey
They weren't discovered by many people until after they signed with Disney.
They were better before they signed a huge money contract with Disney.
Nick Jonas is probably the only one with actual talent.
Joe just looks goofy.
Jonas hoe : I love the JONAS BROTHERS
Me: Shut up bitch you like them because they sold their soul to Disney.I knew them before disney .
by Izhani13 April 29, 2009
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jonas brothers

the greatest band EVER.

1. NO im not 12, im 17.
2. YES i listen to real music, its called the JONAS BROTHERS.
3. YOU must know that they are disney channel alot fro watching it ALL THE TIME.
4. WHY dont you HATERS go get a LIFE already.
5. JONAS BROTHERS FANS WILL PONE EVERYONE.
6. so DONT mess with us.
JONAS BROTHERS PONE EVERYONE.

JB completes our lifes. :
by Courtneyyy January 14, 2008
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Jonas brothers

n. jo•nas bro•thers: Total and complete fags.
Oh my god look at those guys there whering fucking scarves in the summer.
What Jonas Brothers!
by Cornikinz May 10, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

A group of three desperate, nerdy teenage brothers who wanted to be rock stars but knew they could never make it as the next Alice Cooper so got signed by the Disney Channel and now play shitty pop songs which they call 'rock'. Amazingly, they've sold nearly 8 million records, none of them bought by anyone over the age of 19. But they're mostly adored by tweens who think that guys with curly hair and huge, bushy eyebrows are the next big thing.
Tween 1: OMG have you heard the Jonas Brothers' new single??!!
Tween 2: Yeah yeah I have! I have to go see them in concert some day ohmigod!
Older Girl: *punches tweens in the face*
by Ms.Thrift September 1, 2009
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jonas brothers

Any of the locomotives from the caboose family.

A synonym of train

This definition stems from the suspicion that the Jonas Brothers run the train on Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana every night, after each show of her Best of Both World tour. The practice of running the train is conveniently made possible hugely because the Jonas Brothers are the opening act on her tour and are considered extremely gavnasty by today's many young teenagers, thus making it more likely for the seemingly innocent pop star to give it up.
"Boy was I waiting a long time for the Jonas Brothers to pass by!"

"We ran the Jonas Brothers on her last night. She is now very tired and worn out."
by Not Jeremy January 13, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

I: the worst band that has ever walked the face of the earth

II: a homosexual brotherhood
teenage girls' favorite musical artist AKA jonas brothers
by Kibblesand123 May 10, 2009
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