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Silent Hummer

The jerk that sits behind you in math class and quetily humms to himself.... But not loud enough to where the teacher can hear, just you...
Joey - "Mr. Turnner, do you hear it now? he's humming Hannah montanna songs again!"

Mr. Turnner - "I don't hear any thing"

Silent hummer - "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it"

Joey - *bang's head against desk*
by Easily Agrivated July 9, 2011
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Wasp Hummer

When a woman gives a man a BJ while poking him in the taint with a finger as he moves her arms in a flapping motion as fast as he can.
Last night she gave him a Wasp Hummer and I heard it was the best he ever had.
by Momokat January 20, 2025
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Red Hummer

If this happens, you're doing it wrong!
Bitch, you're not supposed to use your teeth! That's a red Hummer!
by Chrisbaggz June 11, 2022
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Hummer of the South

When you go down on a female and hum her genitals to a nice vibration. That’s called the hummer of the south. Originated in South Carolina.
Gunna wine and dine my girl tonight followed by a hummer of the south for dessert.
by Sumlez February 25, 2024
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