smuggling ham

When a female and male have sex, and the sperm-filled condom comes off of the man's penis and remains inside the woman's vagina. This forces her to then walk to the bathroom and remove it with her fingers. The resulting mess is a lot like a ham: slimey, full of protein, leaves you worried about getting big in the middle, and it involves an object at the center referred to as a "bone".

Mike and Tina were going at it reverse-cowboy in Jason's apartment, and he tried to pull off using Magnums on his meat stick. They were too big, and he slipped a rubber about 4 minutes in and Tina was smuggling ham to the bathroom. I saw her 8 days ago buying pregnancy tests at the pharmacy and she was already looking a little more poochey than usual. Wonder if it's triplets?

by Ole Skool 74 November 28, 2011

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Shiggling

To shiggle - to do something for the shits and giggles.

Junior: Why did you put that pizza on the roof?
Walter: I'm just shiggling, #YOLO.

by cainy393 August 17, 2014

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Skiggling

The act of skiggling is to giggle like a school girl.

I felt so happy, it left me skiggling like a school girl!

Her skiggling was so infectious, it lit up the entire room!

After Jimmy asked me to the dance, it downright left me skiggling!

Lucy and her best friend Sarah were asked to leave the classroom, because they couldn't stop from skiggling.

by Getyrzannon December 8, 2020

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Snigging

A fetish-The act of sniffing someone's butt hole while their back is turned and they are unaware it is being done to them.

Our friend Popcorn was barred from they gym for life after he was caught Snigging a woman exercising in the Tread Mill when Security saw him doing it on camera.

by Bodyguard_Tx December 10, 2020

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