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Snittle

A snittle is when you shit a little.
..... I just snittled.
by leacd189 March 20, 2011
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seattle special

Being consciously aware of your turn signal and consciously not using it.

The scientific definition of the lowest level of intelligence sufficient to get a driver's license.
Do not ascribe to malice that which can be ascribed to the Seattle special.
by Wordius January 19, 2016
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Scattle

Scattle is a producer and indie game developer. He's best known for his work on the Hotline Miami soundtrack.
He also has a youtube channel, there you can find his music.
Johnny: Hey I like the soundtracks from Hotline Miami , who made those?
Gyro: You still don't know? His name is Scattle.
by TheNineCycles November 25, 2017
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Seattle Mafia

the corporate powers that rule Seattle (one of America's most corrupt cities), along with their various "gatekeepers," including the politicians they have installed in office, the media and various phony activists
by David Blomstrom May 22, 2006
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Seattle

(noun) A city of metrobores, junkies, tame protests, post-college so-called artists and software engineers.

(adj) Referring to anything for which Seattle is known. Usually used by people stuck in Kansas who wish they lived somewhere cooler.
Dude. That's so Seattle.
by rumtussle March 4, 2011
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seattle prep

private school on capitol hill filled with the most spoiled, richest kids in seattle and most likely the richest kids in washington. eduacation is very high and mostly everyone are overachievers.
tori: you know matt goes to seattle prep?
leah: his parents own the company my parents work for. aren't all the kids there stuck up?
tori: duh everybody who goes there lives in a mansion with a private jet
by fhgsahfbsubfsduy June 25, 2008
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Seattle

Once a world class city, known for the 1962 Worlds Fair, the Space Needle and the Seattle SuperSonics, it is now a shell of what it once was. With a city government who taxes everything and everyone in the city limits, as well as adds bans to plastic products, meanwhile allowing drugs and crime to run rampant. Seattlites call it “progressive” while the rest of the US looks at Seattle and scratches it’s head. People here try to be “hip” and “cool” when in actuality they are just embarrassing themselves. The “Seattle Freeze” is all too real as well. If you move from another place and are a single individual with no friends in the area, expect your life to stay like that. People don’t move to Seattle for the social scene, they move to Seattle because A) Their jobs brought them
Here, or B) they have lost all hope in anything else and decided to start “fresh” or C) Los Angeles sent them here cause they were homeless and the bus ticket was free. People flock to Seattle, but complain how sucky it is and they do nothing to change their life, they just complain.

So if you can deal all of the aforementioned, PLUS 10 months of clouds and drizzle, homelessness, violence on the streets, possibly getting stabbed in the foot by a used needle and contracting some Blood Bourne Pathogen, being Anti social, and need to drink just to cover the depression all this causes, this is the place for you!
Sam- Hey Tom want to move to Seattle?

Tom- Ha Ha Ha, for what? That’s the most depressing place on earth!
by MrJigglyPoof May 28, 2019
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