Man Spider

Man spider
Man spider
Does whatever a human can
Goes to work
Looks at memes
Gives up on his hopes and dreams

Look out

Here comes the man spider

“What’s your favorite song?”
“The Man Spider theme.”

by Fangirl7777 August 31, 2019

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knuckle spider

A knuckle spider is the act of rapidly using your fingers in a spider-like motion while simultaneously inserting your fingers inside a woman's vagina with the intent of granting her intense pleasure.

Friend: "Yo, what did you get on the test?"
Guy: "A+"
Friend: "WTF? How? I thought you said you bombed it?"
Guy: "Yeah, I really needed that A so I went in after class and gave our teacher the ol' knuckle spider" (makes spider-like hand gesture)

by BustMyCashew37.5 July 12, 2018

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Spider Mask

A sexual act performed during, oral, anal or vaginal sex, when a male pulls out just before ejaculation. Then he releases semen on her face and then slams a screen door, or any object for that matter, in her face. Pillows, blankets, walls, doors etc. can be used or anything that when pulled away creates a "webbing" effect.

She took that Spider Mask like a champ, I can still see the grid from the screen door on her face and there was webbing for days.

by jefferson mario April 13, 2010

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Spider Loaf

Jacksepticeye's spiderman that is shaped like a loaf of bread.

Say "Hi" to Spider Loaf.

by MandMs05 March 12, 2019

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Spider Monkey

A high level sex move in which the man moves either himself or the girl into a contorted position for the purpose of deep penetration. Also called the "gut crusher". See any Bangbus episode featuring Ramon for further explanation and examples of this position. See also: Dirty Sanchez for an appropriate finishing move.

The slut kept beggin for more so I went into the spider monkey and rearranged her organs.

by Instigator October 20, 2004

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