Sabba Syndrome

Across the vast expanse of time, nothing has perplexed scientists quite like this disorder. Sabba syndrome can be categorized in many ways; it is the closest relative to intellectual disability within its family of disorders. Many symptoms include excessive cigarette consumption, purchasing a sandwich or a can of Pepsi daily, and engaging in unwelcome physical contact with the opposite gender. The patient cannot be held responsible for their actions, as they experience an uncontrollable urge to touch themselves in front of others. Therefore, seeking medical assistance is strongly advised."

Doctor: "The results are back madame..."
Mother:"Okay, doc"(proceeds to start stripping)
Doctor:"wow madame relax please I didn't mean that we can do it another time though;)"
Mother:"Doc you're making me anxious what is it?"
Doc:"I'm sorry ma'am your son has sabba syndrome..."
Mother: (Left speechless)
Mother again: (pulls out a gun and ends her misery)

by HeetsTeak November 6, 2023

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