When the stork delivers you a gremlin that is not satisfactory to your standards, you take that little asshole and ship it back to the factory to be deconstructed and remodeled into a more adequate munchkin
I just ordered the Stork Return System to come pick up little jimmy. Can you believe he bit my mother’s toe the other day. That kind of behavior cannot go unpunished.
by Yodaclock June 30, 2024
When you Netflix and Chilled but you broke up the next day; such as a one night stand for one dollar ( not to be confused with prostitution)
by TheJokeThatIsMyLife April 13, 2016
The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.
Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!
by Midnight Noon July 10, 2012
<.7.9.7.6.>Interruption Artistry starts At 9.26 Seconds 5 Minutes, Do Not Fuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Interrupting<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Interruption Artistry starts At 9.26 Seconds 5 Minutes, Do Not Fuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Interrupting<.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025
I just deposit return schemed. It wasn't easy shitting into the neck of a bottle but then I cut in half and then glued back together after I'd defecated
by V falls December 29, 2024
Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED
Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED
by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 03, 2025
<.7.9.7.6.>Neuro Linigustic Programming Artistry Starts In 5.25 Nanoseconds ANd Ends in <.1.5>1.30<.1.5.> Seconds. Do Not COnfuse Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise And Time Lapses. Start Neuro Linguistically Programming<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Neuro Linigustic Programming Artistry Starts In 5.25 Nanoseconds ANd Ends in <.1.5>1.30<.1.5.> Seconds. Do Not COnfuse Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise And Time Lapses. Start Neuro Linguistically Programming<.7.9.7.6.>
by AnudaJaniceRobles June 09, 2025