Pissing like you hate porcelain

The act of urinating so forcefully that anyone in earshot is convinced you have a hatred of toilets/urinals.

I held it for so long that when I finally went, the guy next to me said "you were pissing like you hate porcelain."

by THVVW October 6, 2011

making a deposit in the porcelain bank

basically taking a poo

i'm making a deposit in the porcelain bank

by thecreepyjanitor1012 April 10, 2017

Turn off your porcelain face

Shove 10 dicks up your ass

Bob : I hate those shoes you're wearing

Jess : Turn off your porcelain face

Bob : Geez I'm sorry!

by TheRealOne500 April 4, 2023

restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout

squeezing out a fat one, taking a dump, releasing your bowels

Sorry i was late for school, i was busy restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout.

by Stromboni<miller> June 1, 2006

porcelain black

porcelain black, known earlier as porcelain and the tramps, is an american singer/songwriter from Detroit. she's best known for her two songs "pretty little psycho" and "this is what rock n roll looks like".

porcelain black is hot tbh

by porcelain black is hot April 11, 2022

porcelain patty

When you go into the bathroom after your grandpa has just finished taking a #2 and find piece of poo that has stuck to the toilet seat

Man I hate it when grandpa visits for the weekend because he always leaves porcelain pattys for me to find when he finishes using the bathroom

by Zaklore July 11, 2023

porcelain shore

The area within a toilet bowl that is not under water and thus is more susceptible to stains.

I had to use the toilet brush to clean the porcelain shore after dropping a massive deuce.

by Rjp315 May 20, 2024