Pissing like you hate porcelain

The act of urinating so forcefully that anyone in earshot is convinced you have a hatred of toilets/urinals.

I held it for so long that when I finally went, the guy next to me said "you were pissing like you hate porcelain."

by THVVW October 6, 2011

making a deposit in the porcelain bank

basically taking a poo

i'm making a deposit in the porcelain bank

by thecreepyjanitor1012 April 10, 2017

Turn off your porcelain face

Shove 10 dicks up your ass

Bob : I hate those shoes you're wearing

Jess : Turn off your porcelain face

Bob : Geez I'm sorry!

by TheRealOne500 April 4, 2023

restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout

squeezing out a fat one, taking a dump, releasing your bowels

Sorry i was late for school, i was busy restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout.

by Stromboni<miller> June 1, 2006

porcelain challenge

A trend started by gen z on the social media platform tiktok, in which one grinds up their parents/grandparents antique china (often using a blender) and snorts it.

It is dangerous! do NOT try at home.

Omg Brad did you hear about gen z’s porcelain challenge?

by purpleturtle2 October 2, 2022

porcelain powder

Codename for cocaine.

"Hey man, you got any of that fine porcelain powder?"

by Kavalier Picard September 7, 2016

Porcelain Challenge

When someone (but mostly Gen-z) grind there parents or older family members (Millennials, Gen- X, and booms) Porcelain sets into a fine powder and then snorts it like cocaine.

-Hey guys do yall wanna do the Porcelain challenge.

-yeah let's go snort your mom's Porcelain China like it's cocaine!
-do u have a blinder?

by CottonCandyAddict October 2, 2022