Pissing like you hate porcelain

The act of urinating so forcefully that anyone in earshot is convinced you have a hatred of toilets/urinals.

I held it for so long that when I finally went, the guy next to me said "you were pissing like you hate porcelain."

by THVVW October 6, 2011

making a deposit in the porcelain bank

basically taking a poo

i'm making a deposit in the porcelain bank

by thecreepyjanitor1012 April 10, 2017

Turn off your porcelain face

Shove 10 dicks up your ass

Bob : I hate those shoes you're wearing

Jess : Turn off your porcelain face

Bob : Geez I'm sorry!

by TheRealOne500 April 4, 2023

restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout

squeezing out a fat one, taking a dump, releasing your bowels

Sorry i was late for school, i was busy restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout.

by Stromboni<miller> June 1, 2006

Porcelain Pussy

When You sit on a niggas leg and it deteriorates.

My leg gone!

Taylor Brost has porcelain pussy.

by GregoryGordan April 14, 2014

porcelain challenge

A tiktok challenge in which you grind up china and snort it like coke

“Have you done the porcelain challenge?”
“Nah that’s a waste of good dishes”

by ur local non-binary October 2, 2022

Porcelain Echo

The sound you hear in a public bathroom when someone's busting ass on the shitter.

Commonly heard in Walmarts and Taco Bells.

I knew I was doomed when I could hear the unpleasant sound of the porcelain echo, through the door of the Taco Bell bathroom.

by Lulu Bean March 9, 2023