Per se

NOT WRITTEN "PER SAY". PLEASE.
Often used by kids that don't know the actual meaning of it, just to sound smarter than they really are. If you use it normally though I've got zero problems with you.
Means "I want to insult someone/something, but also want to water it down enough to not get my ass beat" in most contexts.
John: "I think the new book our English teacher gave us is absolute trash."
Stacey: "I wouldn't say it's trash per se, but it is a bit boring..."
John: "Bitch please just admit it's awful."
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As per usual

copyright trademark kiritikill to dont steal do not use fuck you
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Bricks-per-billyhood

A unit of measurement that measures how many bricks are in billy’s neighborhood.
How far away is the train station from Jenny’s supermarket?”
“It’s 4 bricks-per-billyhood
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Awws Per Minute

A unit of measurement for endearing and cute things.
The squirrell that lives in my yard generates about 4 Awws Per Minute during my morning smoke. APM cute factor
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Cheeseburgers per Eagle

An American Patriotic unit of measurement
Canadian cop: Sir, I clocked you at 80 Syrups per Moose.
American: Correction sir, I was doing 50 Cheeseburgers per Eagle.
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Skirts per step

A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.
Wow, what a wonderful spring day. Definitely a high skirts per step ratio.
by DCLacoste April 17, 2012
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dicks per cubic inch

An unofficial measurement consisting of using human penises to measure an object's volume, accurately.

1 dspci = 5 inches of cock
Since my pencil is about 1.2 dicks per cubic inch, I tried to shove it up in my dream anus and now it's stuck.
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