Nike

To totally misunderstand a situation and to take action that is counterproductive.

"Bob decided to employ his drunk uncle to give the speech at the company dinner. Gee! What a real Nike that turned out ot be!

walking nike

someone who wears strictly nike clothes, shoes, etc and ONLY nike

bro your a walking nike, ever heard of adidas or puma

by the rizz god January 20, 2024

nike ticks, the logo of the nike brand

means you're dripped up to the feet g

That mf got drip!, he has nike ticks!

by 24kivar January 21, 2023

Someone who is very attractive has a big gyat and pmo ts sybau

by Nigger246541pmo February 9, 2025

The phrase “nike pro” is often used in TikTok comment sections to say that something looks so good u wanna go crazy on it (sex)

Commenter: “Sophie rain nike pros”
Other commenter: synau blud

a dude who wears a nike tech and does funny shit and identifies as a Nike Tech Demon

by Nike Tech Demon September 25, 2023