The most annoying, hated man on planet earth. He thinks he gets bitches but doesnt and does not realize he has no friends.
by your mother eats big pp December 10, 2022
Get the Micahmug. by Yoshi fung December 27, 2018
Get the Micahmug. A literal rock goblin who is known for pooting and peeding all over their own bed well into their 20's. He hasn't taken his meds in at least a month and the family is worried for him. Also known to have axe murdered 15 Dutch co-eds from 2005 to 2009.
Person #1: Hey, isn't that the embarrassing goblin like creature who won't stop soiling his own bed?
Person #2: Oh you mean a Micah? Yeah he also is wanted in connection to the Dutch Lumberjack slayings.
Person #2: Oh you mean a Micah? Yeah he also is wanted in connection to the Dutch Lumberjack slayings.
by RockGoblin November 26, 2021
Get the Micahmug. The term "micah" is derived from the ancient Mayan culture meaning "bad-ass". The name was given to all the elders and highly respected people of the community who are far superior than anyone else. It was custom in the Mayan villages for all the hottest females to line in in rows of 4 to give pleasure to this supreme being named micah. The reason it was 4 people is because People named micah are usually well-endowed and know how to used their gift. Micah's were also very wealthy and enjoyed a nice glass of scotch from time to time.
by MICAH SLEPT WIT UR MOM April 2, 2024
Get the Micahmug. by user683299320 November 5, 2023
Get the Micah Parsonsmug. best person in the world that you’ll ever meet. a micah williams is a kind, sarcastic, fun, genuine guy! everyone has had a crush on micah at least once. we love micah.
person 1 : who’s the guy that so many girls have had a crush on again?!
person 2 : micah williams.
person 1 : oh right, it’s always the micahs.
person 2 : micah williams.
person 1 : oh right, it’s always the micahs.
by ppluvvr123 July 1, 2021
Get the micah williamsmug. She thick she beautiful get all the boys any guy would be lucky to her her she fine, she loves sex and she’s good in bed.
Micah beautiful
by Katielcess November 19, 2023
Get the Micahmug.