Kafkaesque

Named after the author Franz Kafka, typically used to describe anything that makes no sense, has no colours and has no points of reference.

Waking up and being a human sized insect but being able to fit under a regular door and subsequently kicked by your father. THAT'S Kafkaesque.

"Dude, the school is so... Kafkaesque!"

by Jonathan Singh August 3, 2004

Kaka info

Common phrase used in the streets of the Netherlands. Equivalent of the word 'shit' or 'bullshit'. (Not nice, or quatsch)

"Heb money nodig voor drugs. Wil je een fiets kopen? "

"Nee, heb geen geld bij."
"Kaka info"

"I need money, want to buy a bike?"
"I don't have money"
"Ahw kaka info"

by Trash-mirror October 1, 2015

Kakampink

In the Philippines, these are a group of Vice President Leni Robredo supporters formed during the 2022 elections who spread so much vitriol and toxicity, it actually made alienated majority of Filipino voters and made Bongbong Marcos, son of the late dictator President Ferdinance Marcos, get elected as 17th president of the Philippines.

Also commonly known as kakampwet (ass), kakampon (minion), kakampikon (short-termpered), kakampigsa (pesky boil), kakampotah and kakampokeh (preferably not translated non-complimentary terms).

My FB account was mass reported by kakampinks.
My business was boycotted by kakampinks.
My sister was a victim of kakampink cancel culture.

by Barda Ghul May 30, 2022

Kakakakakaka

The way uglies laugh.

Ethan-im a squirrel watch me fly
James-KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

by oofU August 21, 2019

kaka poo poo

kaka poo poo is usually used for saying something out of the blue. Kaka poo poo is also used just for comedic reasons.

person 1: hi how are you?
person 2: kaka poo poo

by Reewwewreew December 21, 2020

puss-kaka

(n.) poose-KaKa
having the characteristics and/or mannerisms of someone who is afraid of small, amphibian creatures; such as a frog. Said term will then be used casually to address and describe this individual for the duration of his/her association with others.

also see puss ; pussy

"Carl screamed like a girl when he saw a toad on the sidewalk. What a puss-kaka!"

Then:

"Is Carl making it to Miami?"
"No, that puss-kaka is probably afraid of the alligators."

by Dr.Gonzo August 27, 2005

Kafka

one who has a keen sense of sight and smell and has a complete fascination with the male anatomy. Also loves going to the gym not for working out, but for the sweet stench of men. Man stench is the only thing that can truly keep a kafka's burning desire under control.

A kafka has the innate ability to quickly correct any problem faster than a normal man. However the kafka lacks the ability to keep a knife sharp enough to stab a person. This is one of the kafka's favortie activities.

A kafka has an obsession with dark colors and women. Also posseses a highly active sex-drive which helps him to produce many others like him.

Was made famous by the movie Congo

prisoner: This is pure kafka
Angry african guy: Whose Kafka tell me?!?!

by stewballs June 9, 2011