jabes

Jabes is a crazy ass grandma that goes by the name of Jordan Bishop. He recently cut his hair and got contacts, although he does look like a babe, there is no hiding his crazy instincts.

Jabes once threw me out of his car going down the highway.

by Loverboy5 July 25, 2010

Jaiben

Jaiben is a friendly kind hearted person who is always there for you. Whenever he smiles the whole world lights up. He is a very attractive person and has an amazing sense of humour. He is inclusive and gets along with everybody. If your having a bad day he will always be there to cheer you up.

Jaiben has the cutest laugh and the sexiest half smirk. He is respectful and understanding and will always be there if you need him. Any girl who ever gets to have him should never let someone so special like him go.

by 143 <3 June 23, 2012

Jabber Jaw

The most annoying cartoon character ever made in the history of human existance. A talking shark/drummer.

Jabber Jaw is a mother fucking queer bait.

by lao March 29, 2005

The Jabberwock

A sexual maneuver in which the dominant partner shouts out emotive portmonteau words with each thrust.

So, last night I was doing the Jabberwock, and I came up ith "shlurking"- I'm going to try using it in conversation.

by Bill the Ripper June 26, 2007

Poo Jamber

A homosexual.

George Michael is a poo jamber.

by Audifred October 9, 2008

poo jabber

When a person places their two hands together and sneaks up behind someone, squats down and jabs their tip of their fingers up their anus through pants or whatever their wearing, causing the victim to have a saw anus.

Suspect: sneaks behind victim.
Victim: standing, talking.
Suspect: squats down and puts hands together.
Suspect: aims hands and jabs fingers up but
Victim: AHH! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!!!!
Victim: ahh, my ass(anus) is soo sore.
Suspect: Hahahahah
Victim: Fucking, poo jabber!

by adam096 December 21, 2009

Jabbers

Oww, you've written a spiteful definition of me. You really showed me, you even went so far as to call me "canadian"...If being canadian was even a bit insulting, I'd be inclined to write more, but..uhh..I AM canadian. And anothing thing d00d, how come whenever you're all out of insults or clever remarks (which you seem to be out of stock of these things 90% of the time) you resort to calling people "bitches"? After watching you call everyone who disagrees with your stupid opinions a bitch, it wears thin. It's tired and unfunny, just like you. Nobody likes you, nobody is laughing at your definitions either. Stop embarrassing yourself.

"Hurr hurr, I are g-union. You is a bitch, hurr hurr I are so clever!!!11111/eleven11"

by Jabbers August 30, 2004