axioms of existence

don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:

1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic

Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?

guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.

by wokeup2this July 22, 2022

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da baby: It is often a matter of dispute whether a certain government is to be characterized as fascist (radical authoritarian nationalism), authoritarian, totalitarian, a police state or some other category of governance. The term "fascism" itself is controversial, and has been defined in various ways by different authors. Many of the regimes and movements discussed in this article can be considered fascist according to some definitions but not according to others. See definitions of fascism for more information on that subject. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.

by passion for pissin June 27, 2021

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Non-existent weiner

A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.

Samantha claims to have a penis but it's a non-existent weiner.

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why does this exist

Don't ask me. I don't know either

Guy1: "Why does this exist?"

Guy2: "I don't know man"

by Isopropylalcohol99%usp June 05, 2021

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Exister Crisis

When somebody doesn't know the important thing in life.

Teacher: Who is your mother?
Student: Uh? I don't know.
Teacher: Alright so, what's life on earth?
Student: ...
Teacher: Okay, you're just an exister crisis.

by DoodleBaldiBFB June 06, 2019

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