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instagram apology

The act of making a shallow, public apology on the internet via social media (Instagram, Facebook, Youtube, etc.) rather than performing actions that would resolve the issue at hand.

The origin of the definition arose when Macklemore Instagramed his apology text to Kendrick Lamar stating that Lamar "got robbed" after he won Best Rap Album at the Grammys late January 2014.
"Mr. President, the people demand that you respond regarding the NSA leaks!"

"Don't worry, just send out an Instagram Apology and it will go away in a few weeks."

"Or we could... you know, stop spying on people?"

"What kind of option is that?
by HostileChemistry February 1, 2014
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Instagram model

Step 1: do not heart eye girls that look like less attractive versions of your girl friend
Step 2: do not spend hours jerking off to how many followers/likes you get
Step 3: give up on your "goal" you douche, it's not a goal and no matter what you're not good enough
This prick really thinks he can become an instagram model
by Lillith515 May 1, 2019
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Instagram feed

The pictures you see when you scroll down someones instagram
Omg she has such a cool instagram feed!
by YASQUEENYAS June 6, 2018
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Instagram live

Ethan: Yo Kanye is doing a live recording session on Instagram live!

Sam: That’s sick! He’s even more talented live.
by The DefinitionDude April 2, 2020
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Instagram question

A dumbass sticker u can post on your insta story and so that people ask questions. But actually nobody cares and u just did it to prove u have friends and u actually don’t get any questions.
Person 1: did u ask me an Instagram question?
Person 2: no that is dumb
by buffalochiken420 July 15, 2018
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instagram fuckboy

A fuck boy, who likes all your girlfriend/fiancé/wife's photos, and constantly sends her inbox messages even though he clearly see she's in a relationship. A habitual liked who can't get a girlfriend because he's too much of a thirsty fuck boy.
"Yo this Instagram fuckboy keeps liking my girls pic" -bro 1
"Don't worry about it, bro. He likes every girls picture. I'm sure he wacks himself to sleep every night after he hits the like button" -bro2

"I figured he was thristy anyways" -bro 1
by Unfuckboy93 September 29, 2015
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Instagram Hottie

Abbreviated "IG Hottie". This term is used to describe girls you follow on Instagram who are just super smoking hot, almost sexy. These girls tend to have a lot of likes and a lot of followers, and for a damn good reason. They often have perfect faces and bodies, and you should always consider yourself fortunate whenever you see them post a bikini pic or a duck face selfie.
"Damn Jimmy did you see Jess' new Instagram pic?"
"Hell yeah bro she's an Instagram Hottie. I'm blessed to follow girls like her!!"
"Same bro."
by KSI96 April 24, 2013
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