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Alabama Hot Pocket

When a man excretes fecal matter into a female's vagina.
"What's that smell?"

"Claire's brother just gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket."
by Dmitri B December 3, 2006
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Hawaiian hot pocket

The beautiful act of sliding pineapple slices down the crack of another man's buttocks, whilst eating a can of raw spam, trading it between the sweetened anus and your mouth multiple times. Once the spam is completely consumed, both lovers cram the tainted pineapple slices into the opposite partner's mouth. Open a secondary can of spam, and insert via a condom into the partners anal cavity, and afterwards taking a long nude walk along the beach. The spam must remain inside the entire time to incubate, until you are ready to eject it (be sure that any spam that trickles out of the condom be placed back inside).
I'm aching for a luau, so why not perform a "Hawaiian hot pocket" with me?
by Sanguine7 June 22, 2016
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Oklahoma Hot Pocket

When a man creates a seal between his asshole and a woman's vagina. He then shits into the woman's vagina. Once the vagina is filled with shit he proceeds to fuck it until he makes a creampie. Thus you get a nice fluffy hot pocket.

Alternatively a turkey baster filled with shit may be used if you can't create a proper seal.
She gave me a winky face text so I went over there and gave her an Oklahoma Hot Pocket.
by Laserous65 May 16, 2016
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virginia hot pocket

The act of shitting in someones vagina and then bang the vagina.
Carly let me do a virgina hot pocket on her.

I tried a virginia hot pocket but my shit was to watery.
by Teacher0209 January 9, 2014
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Hot Pocket jizz

The sauce or cheese that drips out of a hot pocket
Jared: Hey, dude what kind of hot pocket is that?
Leo: Ham and che-...GOD DAMN IT JARED! I HAVE HOT POCKET JIZZ ALL OVER MY SHIRT!
by HotPocketsXD July 6, 2013
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Alabama Hot Pocket

A sexual procedure in which a male and female couple partake. The first step is for the male to defecate in the female's vagina, next the couple join together in sexual intercourse. A close relative of the Cleavland Steamer.
Don't make the same mistake as your father. When you go to Montgomery don't buy $20 hookers. They have fallen victim to the Alabama Hot Pocket.
by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008
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Glasben Hot Pocket

Very similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket except the feces are from infected mongooses from the southern horn of Glasben trail. After the feces are stuffed in the Penis hole the man must preform auto felliato and retrive the moongoose feces and name the flavour. The better guess of feces of the male gets his anus hole burned and a permanet match stuck up his ass that burns for hours
I wanna preform a Glasben Hot Pocket on my dad
by pax_jax June 20, 2016
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