FAF

Fresh as fuck

Alternative way of saying mint condition for not nerds

Yo that antique chess set is FAF, you should sell it to fund your boob job.

by Faffy72minus3 November 11, 2021

FaF

"Funny as Fuck"

I thought that there was an essential need for an alternative acronym for the ubiquitous "LOL" that would be increasingly innovative, additionally edgy, albeit, without being overtly inelegant and acceptable for all audiences, ages, and socioeconomic positions.

I think it is funny as fuck FaF that Donald Trump is a social media butterfly and Tweets his heart out!

by lindadee December 06, 2016

Faf

Fair As Fuck.
As In response to true statement or as a confirmation of an unbiased view.

Friend: “You shouldn’t be dating 23yo’s”
Me: “That’s Faf.”

by Santacruzmike42 July 29, 2018

faf

Fresh as fuck!

Generally used if the temperature is so cold that your ass freezes off.

Can also be used if something is really cool.

"Dude it's faf!"
- "Yeah I know, my ass is freezing off"

by DeDeLuke November 06, 2017

Faf

Fake ass friend

You know what your a faf

by CockDestroyer16 May 04, 2020

FAF

Stands for "Fuck a fan".
Related to a slang popular on such platforms as Only Fans / Fansly etc.

Would you FAF for a whole pack of cash?

by ioxhtw August 28, 2023

FAF

Fake as fuck

The new girl is FAF

by WhatttttIsLife December 14, 2017