when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

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sharks exist in real life

A fun fact told by neil in jaws

Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow

by raybeez May 29, 2022

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Exist

Lifer - An alive individual does not identify as human or animal, only existence.

Pronouns: It/Preferred Name
Gender: None

I'm not androgynous, I'm a lifer. I don't believe in categorized placements. I believe in my existence as a being, but non-human/non-animal.

*existence precedes essence*

by typical0nlineuser May 31, 2022

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existence

The opposite of a girl having a d***

Existence is real.

by testestestest June 2, 2022

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oliver kinda exists

An amazing TikToker and Instagram user who is in the Pokémon fandom. He is also known as Colress’ husband. Xe has amazing art talent and draws super cute things

“Hey, have you heard of oliver kinda exists? He’s amazing!!”-Person 1
“No I haven’t”-Person 2
“You’re a loser then”-Person 1

by Torrinalay March 11, 2022

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Non-existant

Stupid shit gaybots pump out
Such as infinite genders, when in reality there is only TWO

Gaybot: Yo it's awesome in society we have infinite genders just right for everyone!
Rational Human: No cuntboy theres only two genders. Get real, Stop believing in this Non-existant shit

by Dontbrushyourteethatworkgaybot January 30, 2022

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