Harold - “Shane can you place the ice chest in the trunk”
Shane - “ It doesn’t fit “
Harold - goes places the ice chest in truck. And reaches in to his pocket and pretends to pull out diamonds and tosses them in his face. While yelling “ Diamonds to the Face “
Shane - “ It doesn’t fit “
Harold - goes places the ice chest in truck. And reaches in to his pocket and pretends to pull out diamonds and tosses them in his face. While yelling “ Diamonds to the Face “
by OzzyBcray July 19, 2019
Get the Diamonds to the facemug. Jewelry expert.
One who can tell you the real value of your bling; much to the dissapointment of many chavs.
One who can tell you the real value of your bling; much to the dissapointment of many chavs.
Leyton says his chainster is a "24 carrot original" but i says he should check out the Diamond Doctor on that one.
by Powered by Oracle October 9, 2007
Get the Diamond Doctormug. by Simpy D February 27, 2022
Get the Oisin Diamondmug. A Tom diamond is when ur take a shit so large it ruptures ur asshole so much u get a male period aka bleeding from the tip this is a very dangerous manoeuvre or thing to be around as ur think it last normal but once u realise it A Tom diamond if proper fuck
by badass4523 August 19, 2019
Get the Tom diamondmug. 
by diamond man lover February 17, 2022
Get the diamond manmug. The pure & unbridled essence of masculinity and ass-kickery. The ultimate symbol of the man libido and hossness.
by paranoidata February 17, 2010
Get the Bat Diamondmug.