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Notre Dame Hookup

What the good catholic students of the University of Notre Dame think hooking up is. It usually doesn't go beyond making out and maybe some light groping.
Katie: Oh my gosh, I hooked up with John last night!
Mary: No way! I can't believe you had sex with him!
Katie: Oh no, we just had a Notre Dame hookup. We just made out at the party.
by mmkelley March 29, 2019
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Notre Dame is on fire

Shit is potentially irreparably fucked, and even if its not forever, its going to be a long time before its better.
"Hey, how's work going?"
"Shit man, Notre Dame is on fire..."
by Antiguns McChestytraps April 15, 2019
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Notre Dame

Person 1: “Did you hear about the Notre Dame in Paris!?”
Person 2: “Yeah, Quasimodo got his ass roasted!”
by anonymous 31 April 17, 2019
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Dameli

The most beautiful girl in the world. She might be shy, but she is always smiling and ready to help. She is super-friendly and everybody loves her.
-I think that Dameli is the cutest girl, I've ever known.
by See Line February 27, 2019
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Hoover Dame

Hoover Dame, (Noun);

A lady with "a really lovely personality", who is absolutely adamant that it is actually water retention.

Azenath67, London
(Fatty overhears Skinny 1 and Skinny 2 making bitchy remarks about her size)
- Fatty "Do you mind? Anyway, I'm not fat; it's water retention, actually. (In a huff, Fatty stomps off to out of Skinnies' earshot)
-Skinny 1 "Water retention? She must be at least 250lbs. Who does she think she's kidding?
-Skinny 2 "Yeah! Talk about a Hoover Dame!

Azenath67, London
by Azenath67 March 1, 2019
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Hunchsnack of Notre Dame

After a man cums inside of a woman on her period, let the peppermint swirl creampie slide out into the man’s palm - then sling shot it into the woman’s mouth. She will be satisfied and the nearest 700 year old cathedral will spontaneously ignite.

Best if prepared “to-go” in a high speed train bathroom.
“No cafes were open so I had to make my girlfriend a Hunchsnack of Notre Dame to-go. Sucks about the church.”
by Hunchburn April 26, 2019
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