by Spaghetti Don February 17, 2024
Get the Civil war graveyard teeth mug.The oldest engineering discipline (even though some like to claim it's mechanical because it encompasses military engineering) Lots of job opportunities, but business majors will criticize you for not picking a more lucrative discipline whereas other engineering disciplines will claim you chose the easiest engineering major 💀
Person 1: "Did you know that UPenn doesn't have a Civil Engineering program?"
Person 2: Really? That's crazy..
Person 2: Really? That's crazy..
by Thatgirlinthepurplejacket March 3, 2024
Get the civil engineering mug.A sexual incest act performed with two brothers where one roleplays as the union states and the other roleplays as the confederate states and they both repeatedly ejaculate on each other until one gives up.
by Skibidisigma March 26, 2024
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by Skibidisigma March 26, 2024
Get the Civil war mug.Someone who sucks at every other engineering, so they spend their life looking at parking lots and talking about cement. They are often mistaken for traffic cones. However they do like complaining about how hard their life is as an engineer. However, their course load is nothing like a true engineer. They are the bros of engineering.
Guy1: see him over there, hes a civil engineer. He does nothing all day but dreams of concrete.
Girl1: yeah he just mansplained what addition is to me. But then he did it wrong.
Girl1: yeah he just mansplained what addition is to me. But then he did it wrong.
by urban_dick_69 March 28, 2024
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Looks around.
Sees weird things in the air.
Eats the air.
Suddenly gets a new form of intelligence after some pain.
"I have fused with a microbio civilization."
Sees weird things in the air.
Eats the air.
Suddenly gets a new form of intelligence after some pain.
"I have fused with a microbio civilization."
by WorldRanker August 10, 2022
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