church key

a bottle or can opener (cans had no opening tabs when this word originated)

Don't forget to hang up the church key when you are done with it.

by Light Joker January 21, 2006

God Church

A word from a mentally ill youtuber named jack paule. Basically he's retarded

jack: Hey girl what's u-
Perfectly normal non-retarded girlfriend: you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
jacK: WHAT.. well by the way my new merch is selling like a gOD ChURch

by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019

Church Eyes

The look in someone's eyes when giving you a look of judgement. i.e. showing disapproval.

Hey, don't give me those church eyes!

by plakefastic March 02, 2011

The Church Of Diarmo

The Church Of Diarmo is the Sucsessor to the Catholic Church and all other religons are inferior.
The Head of this Church is The Trinity
(aka Pope Diarmo)
The Lord
The Pope
The Meme God
Be a good Diarmense and go to meme church.

P1: New orders from The Church Of Diarmo for a crusade.
P2: Lets take back the holy lands.

by Religous Soccer Mom October 26, 2019

Church of Goomy

A religious organization founded upon the belief that Goomy, a newly introduced Dragon type Pokémon in the 6th generation, is God. Sprouting from the subreddit /r/ChurchOfGoomy, the number of subscribers has grown from zero to about four thousand over the last three months, though it is widely suspected there are many more practicing the religion than there are subscribers. Most of the religious practices of the Church of Goomy sprout from Catholicism and Christianity, frequently spoofing prayers, songs, and rituals used by those practicing said religions. The Church of Goomy believes in treating others in a just, kind manner and frequents in the literal worshiping of Goomy.

Join the Church of Goomy! We have cookies!

Goomy is love. Goomy is life. Goomen.

by GoomyPriestKFC November 10, 2013

LSD Church

Slang for the LDS Church (Latter Day Saints, ie, "Mormons").

Why were you late?

I was delayed by a couple of Morons from the LSD Church who showed up just as I was getting ready to leave.

by Peter Tanner December 22, 2006

Church of Mod

Founded by Romuel. The Church believes that Lanzer created our world, and has made some users extensions of his adminly will. These former mortals are known as Mods, and it is their job to protect us from the evil forces of misplaced threads and spam.

We have a responsibility as users, however, to uphold and follow the Terms of Service. All who do this will be allowed into the Casino when The Beta comes.

See also: Modist; Modista

Mod loves me. This I know, because the ToS tells me so!

by modista March 14, 2005