Custom cereal

Wen u have cookies in a bowl of milk and mush it up like cereal

I made my own cereal called custom cereal

by Mr jeeper900 March 23, 2023

Cereal Killer

A sick asshole, take for example: this fucker down at the cafe who knocked over MY cereal! Can you believe that? I mean, really. Is it a good story? I've been doing this same shit all day.

Guy 1: Hey, du' this ho knocked ova' mu siri owl. I'm gonna' kiw dat' cereal killer
Guy 2: O' riley?
Guy 1: I know you, you're the one that did it, fucktard!
Guy 2 Is stabbed multiple times in the heart. Cops come.
Cop: This guy was black, fuck it. We'll just say he committed suicide.

by Rockcroc October 28, 2015

cereal number

What Internet geeks who can't spell call the serial number for a product.

Email to tech support: Hello, some of the keys on my Del Inspiron 5566 don't work, my cereal number is wife: 1516874.
Reply: Are you calling about your Dell Inspiron or about cereal? Because if you're calling about cereal, I'm sure General Mills has a phone number.

by Seshie November 14, 2019

Fo Cereals

To check somethin in the affirmative

Niglit 1: yo bro i just found a tenner on the floor

Niglit2: fo' Cereals!??

Niglit1: yeah yeah fo cereals!

by Spanz123 October 25, 2012

cereal respect

Respecting someones choices surrounding breakfast cereal.

"Bro, you like soggy cereal? I lost all cereal respect for you...."

by petrot August 25, 2022

Poop cereal

When you pee and poop at the same time.

Omg, while I was peeing, what I thought was a fart, ended up being poop. It was like I was peeing on top of my poop. Total poop cereal.

by Lisa g unit November 18, 2021

cereal soup

Adding flavouring ( chocolate nesquik etc) to the milk and then adding cereal.

“wtf are you eating it looks like shit”
“it’s chocolate cereal soup my guy”

by sirstreet March 26, 2020