crusty keebler

dried up jizz left all over pants after beating off

cory has crusty keebler all over his shirt

by brent little December 3, 2006

Crusty poo

Crusty Poo is when you do not wipe your bum properly and over time the poo becomes hard and crusty! Sometimes when you go and wipe your bum the crusty Poo will rip the skin in your bum off

The lady on the plane went to the toilet to finger her crusty Poo out

by Chris2603 November 11, 2016

crusty busted

When a crusty *dirty hobo punk, usually has a dog and raggedy jacket* beats the hell out of you.

Bob: Damn what happened to Jack
Tom: Dude petted this dog and his hobo owner crusty busted him

by Tomsanfranman October 18, 2008

Crusty Hastings

The extreme end of a cigarette, usually a gift from a vagrant or otherwise trashy individual. Like a bust down only way smaller. The dregs.

"I needed a cigarette, but I could only get that guy's crusty hastings."
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"Hey man, can I get your crusty hastings?

by MisterGross March 12, 2013

crusty fuck

An older individual who is dirty in appearance and also an asshole.

"Did you see that old man hit our car with his shopping cart, what a crusty fuck!"

by Travvykenj December 10, 2013

crusty piece

some 1 with a scabby penis
Some 1 with a unclean tallywhacker
Smelly piece

Was he big, err no he had a crusty piece

by Nashy Big P September 7, 2020

Crusty Mother

A Crusty Mother, also known as the Cunt Cutter, is a sexual act in which a male pre-dries his sperm before sex, and slathers it all over his dick in order to make it rougher and a more painful experience for the girl, or enjoyable if she is into that sort of shit.

"Bro, I just gave her a Crusty Mother. She'll be crossing her legs for weeks!"

by Quaggle McStuffins III July 8, 2014