by WHAT_U_SCARED February 8, 2010

When someone plugs one nostril & blows hard. Phlegm is then ejected, at high speed, from the other nostril.
"you're outside, you don't have a tissue: Just do a coach sneeze."
"eww, did you see that? He just did a coach sneeze!"
"eww, did you see that? He just did a coach sneeze!"
by Triptakers December 18, 2012

by 8======================D ----_ September 14, 2020

you’re most likely a honors world history teacher who is over the age of 60 and quotes the bible like it’s the office or tiktok. you like to call brody gay until he goes out of the room and cries in the hallway. your class is the easiest thing since kim kardashian. i hide from your BORING class in the bathroom while i CRY. ee love you and want you to be at our weddings (as the groom) *demonic laugh* anyways “you made good grades.... when you’re here”
“alright let’s put the phones away, take the things out of our ears” &
“i’m not saying the bible is right but it is correct.”- coach avant
“i’m not saying the bible is right but it is correct.”- coach avant
by Alex/Jade/Cam/Nicole/whatever May 10, 2020

The ultimate dance move that a dad uses to disappear. The Coach Stumon Move is such a hard dance move that only men can dance it with ought messing up.
by Coach Stumon September 26, 2019

by Big titty butch May 16, 2017
