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butthole game

The object is to make the "okey-dokey" symbol with your hand (under the waist) and get another person to look at it. You can get lucky by just holding it sometimes, but sometimes you need to be clever about it.
If the other person looks you can punch them in the arm.
Prima: "Hey dude, I bruised my leg yesterday kicking this random person's ass, look."
(Prima makes sign on knee)
Segunda: "Really? Let me se- FFFUUU-"
(Prima proceeds to punch Segunda in the arm)

And THAT is the point of the butthole game.
by Dr.Anonymous December 23, 2009
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butthole

I surfed suzie's butthole.
by buzz osbourne April 28, 2003
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butthole surfing

When a dog drags itself across the floor so as to wipe its ass, usually with it's forelegs. May be due to a turd stuck in the butt or general discomfort.
My dog licked his butt so much, he had enough hair in his poop to have a turd hanging off when he came inside. I didn't see it untill he started "butthole surfing" across my new rug. I had to chase him outside and wash that rug. Damn dog.
by The Edgehead June 5, 2009
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Butthole Lynching

When you put Icy Hot on your butthole, and then wrap a belt around your waist and buttcheeks causing your cheeks to be clenched together while your ass burns.
I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.
by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006
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butthole razor

A razor blade, approximate 3 inches in length, meant specifically for the care and weeding of the cornhole.
Guy 1: You're gonna shave w/ the same razor you use to clean your ass?

Guy 2: Nah, that's what my butthole razor is for!
by Razor Butthole October 13, 2008
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butthole turbulence

The act of having the most violent shits. So violent that you literally feel that your diarrhea will propel you to 10,000 Ft above sea level.
"I got arrested for flying in a restricted air space. That's how bad the butthole turbulence was."
by sasquatchordie June 17, 2013
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butthole

a boy who is cocky and sometimes a jerk
Aye that boy Chandler is a butthole!
by beavis0123 June 24, 2017
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