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Bandwagon celibate

Somebody who becomes celibate because other people are becoming celibate, the same way some people started fucking in high school because other people were fucking, rather than because they had an interest in the other person.
This bandwagon celibate guy holds nothing sacred, if a line forms for something else, he'll be standing in it once he gets bored with being celibate.
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020
mugGet the Bandwagon celibatemug.

bandwagon fan

someone that rapidly switches obnoxious dickriding from one artist to another within a scene or fanbase, usually without any basic knowledge of the subculture or context. they often loudly stan each new favorite as “the best” before moving on the moment they discover someone they think is better.
bro stop being a bandwagon fan last week you swore ken carson was the goat and now you're calling osamason the best to ever do it
by seraph72 September 21, 2025
mugGet the bandwagon fanmug.

Cuban bandwagon

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez. A group and men give the receiver enough Dirty Sanchez's to form a beard, similar to Castro's
Dude, I can't believe Carroll is down for a Cuban Bandwagon!
by Dr. Chismer November 15, 2021
mugGet the Cuban bandwagonmug.

blind bandwagon

A person that only likes a sports team because...
•it has their favorite player
•their friend(s) like that team
•they no nothing about the sport
•etc
J. That guy is terrible at football
H. I know
J. He doesn't know any of the rules or how to play
H. He only knows knows the Patriots because he is in love with Tom Brady's wife
J. He is such a BLIND BANDWAGON
by Yodleodles June 20, 2015
mugGet the blind bandwagonmug.

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