Angie is genuinely the prettiest and the sexiest girl alive, she has big boobs and a great ass, incredibly gorgeous brown eyes but that arabic bitch won’t fucking accept that. i’m secretly jealous of her future bf and he better treat her right or i’ll pull up and beat his goofy ahh
by eblanchiksimpsforAngie July 15, 2022

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

When participating in a Music League round, particularly one with vague guidelines, you should submit whatever song you want and vote however you want
“But 5 Seconds of Summer isn’t a boy band, they shouldn’t be submitted in the boy band round”
“Angie’s Rules stands - you can submit anything but are risking being downvoted.”
“Angie’s Rules stands - you can submit anything but are risking being downvoted.”
by cooterrecruiter January 10, 2024

The sexiest girl you can ever know. She’ll laugh and giggle and squirt until the sun comes up. She is the one
by Cammo May 21, 2023

Zack: Leon stop being a Angy Canadian its just a game
Leon: GET OUT OFF MY ROOM I AM PLAYING MINCRAFT!!!!!
Zack: okay...
Leon: GET OUT OFF MY ROOM I AM PLAYING MINCRAFT!!!!!
Zack: okay...
by PsychoManias August 21, 2023

An Angie version of a seagull with purple nails that’s likely seen hanging out on beaches with her bitches. Many dudes like going up to Angie the Seagull because she is rare and unique. You will know an Angie the Seagull when you see one, that’s how unique they are.
by Angie did it December 11, 2018
