Austin "The Ancient One" Yarbrough

An Austin Yarbrough is an elite athlete who can lock down literally anything. He can lock down an open door, a school, and even Michael Phoenix. Legend has it, Austin Yarbrough is the first ever corner in football history, and he stays in his young form to teach others about his mighty skillz.

A cornerback in football who is at an elite level

"Hey, we close at 9."
Okay, I'll go Austin "The Ancient One" Yarbrough the doors so nobody will get in while we close."
What an elite athlete

by I need something to do October 19, 2018

The Great Ancient War

A war back in 5000 BC when a god was dethroned by the great Troy. After troy dethroned the god he sent powerful troops to fight against satan and thanos himself. Troy killed thanos with just one punch and choked satan to death with his bare hands. Troy has been known to be the most powerful of them all and is referred to the God of Gods.

Me: just came back from The Great Ancient War it was fun
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist

Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*

by truthdefintion April 30, 2019

Critical Theory of Ancient History

The application of Critical Theory to the study of ancient history—examining how knowledge of the ancient world is constructed, how it serves present interests, and what's erased. Critical Theory of Ancient History asks: Who gets to interpret ancient civilizations? How do modern assumptions shape our understanding of the past? How has ancient history been used to justify contemporary hierarchies (e.g., classical Greece as the origin of "Western civilization")? Drawing on postcolonial theory and critical historiography, it insists that ancient history is never just about the past—it's about the present's need for origins, legitimacy, and identity.

"Ancient Greece was the birthplace of democracy, they say. Critical Theory of Ancient History asks: whose democracy? Built on what? Slavery, patriarchy, exclusion—ancient Athens was no model. The story of Greece as origin serves modern Western identity, not historical understanding. Critical theory insists on asking: why do we tell this story, and who benefits?"

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 4, 2026

shiny sparkling giant subspace ancient megalodon

a megalodon in fisch which is very rare and only a few people have it. this takes a lot of fisching skills to get.

OMG!!!!!!!!! I GOT A "shiny sparkling giant subspace ancient megalodon"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO RARE AND IT SELLS FOR 129,395 CREDITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by =-0987654321\][poiuytrewq';lkj February 4, 2025