angus bertoni

a tall irish-italian guy who still owes a specific someone pasta. hes a living 'man-thot' (his words) and cannot tell the difference between a vietnamese girl and an irish girl (he is currently calling the vietnamese-irish girl aofie due to the fact that he is still embarrassed that he thought the girl was viet and not irish). he has his own irish name, diarmuit oisen ronan and wants tiny anguses running around. best of luck to his current girl!

G IS THAT *THE* ANGUS BERTONI???
mane are you okay? thats clearly diarmuit oisen ronan, smfh

by ?!$@$% May 2, 2022

Angus Allen

Certified main character energy. Moves through life like he’s the one directing the movie, and everybody else is just auditioning for supporting roles. Known for dropping lines so smooth they slide straight past the friend zone and land in “when are you free?” territory. Girls don’t just vibe with his rizz—they get curious, hooked, and lowkey addicted to the way he makes every convo feel like it’s written by the universe itself. A master at mixing charm with confidence, he doesn’t chase—he attracts, and somehow always leaves ‘em wondering how they just fell into his story.

Her: “So what do you do?”
Angus Allen: “Honestly? I don’t do much… I just make life feel like a movie. And right now, you just walked on set.”
Her: “Oh really? And what role am I playing?”
Angus Allen: “Depends… you trying to be a side character, or you want the lead with me?”

by SussyGussy67 September 21, 2025

Angus

A quiet human who secretly enjoys being on the receiving end of a sloppy jalopy. Angus is also an askhole. This human knows everything. Has a tendency to fall for the most beautiful and talented ping pong fanny thrower in the town.

Dam i think i want to be an Angus.

by Angus, sloppy jolopy June 7, 2018

Angus

Shortened rhyming slang- Angus and Coote - root

“Went out on the town last night and got an Angus”

by Tiwimose January 12, 2023

Angus

Gets back with their ex, proper punce too and sucks cock on a daily

See that fag muncher over there such an angus

by TINNY12235 November 23, 2021

Angus

just has a massive dick and is a mad cunt who everyone loves

I had sex with him and straight away i knew he was called angus

by jonah69420 November 23, 2021

Angus

Angus is a word used to describe a weak and pathetic person alike a snail or a slug he is usually the smallist in any group and shows slight signs of autistism

My brother is a angus

by Ryan mcGregor January 16, 2019