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Mick Mars

Former lead guitarist and one of the founding members of Mötley Crüe. Lives in Tennessee with his much younger gold-digger wife who is no doubt screwing the pool boy behind his hunched back. Is often regarded as the most well-behaved member of the band by people who don't know the truth, including the time he was arrested for fucking an 18 year old in the mens bathroom when he was in his mid 30's. Was a deadbeat absent father to his 3 kids, a severe alcoholic and opiod addict, has been married three times and has had numerous dysfunctional relationships because he isnt too bright and chooses social climber hoes to copulate with; though its safe to say his copulating days are now over. Hence why its ridiculous to believe his 40 year old ex model wife is with him for anything other than counting down the days to his death to grab his neglected children's rightful inheritance.

Was always weird looking, voted one of rocks ugliest men in his younger years; now geriatric and shrunken to a hunched 5'3, he looks like a ghostly pale version of the crypt keeper. Still managed to release a successful solo album in February 2024.
Who's that old guy with that department store mannequin? Oh that's just Mick Mars and his plastic "wife".
by BluntForceTrauma99 August 18, 2024
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Mick Harvey

Nixa's babysitter. The best British grandma ever, even tho he's not British. The human embodiment of an Android phone. Underrated but ahead of everyone else. The only reason why the Bad Seeds music is good, according to some. Has a big obsession with cats of every colour and size. Very dedicated to his cat Misha.
Person A: Why did you save a picture with some guy's toes and a cat in it?
Person B: That's Mick Harvey from the Birthday Party and the Bad Seeds and his cat Misha.
Person A: That does not answer my question.
by purrrrrrrrr September 10, 2022
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gg mick

Something Jens says when Mick fucks something up.
-Mick: I just lost my bag of weed.
-Jens: GG mick.
by LordNightmare November 21, 2018
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Mick

This name belongs to people who are hot african. They usually have a 3 meter dick that they need to roll like a fruit rollup in the morning. They are 5'11'' but tell people they are 6'0''. They pull alot of females but they are too busy chasing the bag.
by MickButNot May 20, 2022
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mick

drunk Irish catholic person. usually hates English people, and sobriety. also potatoes. and whiskey, Jack Daniels whiskey
English person: you stupid Irish mick. you busted my window with a potato.

Irishmen: sjujsduebdh

Scotsmen: he said fu*k you
by johnboyandbillybigshowmornigs November 22, 2019
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Stink mick

Ow bei you gotta stink mick
by DoveDeodorant August 28, 2023
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Mick

The best smelling friend you will ever have
You smell good Mick
by littlewayne June 10, 2016
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