steamy joe

When you take a dump in a coffee mug, and you melt it in the microwave. Once it is molten and steamy, you use it as lube with a sexual partner.

Emily and I woke up at the crack of dawn and did a nasty steamy joe before going to meet her parents

by Mark T-Pain June 9, 2024

Steamie Johns

The absolute worst of anything.

Eric "Dude, where in trouble."

Dan "Steamie Johns... steamie johns."

by deeplmao September 13, 2018

Steamy trout

When a woman sits on your face after a long run in spandex shorts.

Bro, I had a great morning my wife gave me the steamy trout.

by Red93 December 12, 2023

Steamy Quaker

(Noun) Rhymes with Creamy Shaker. When one shits in a pot, heats it up, then proceeds to use it as lube for a vibrator.

What’s your kink? “You ever give a Steamy Quaker?”

by OfMiceandMensch March 20, 2019

steamy chandler

The act of literally almost losing your life on the toilet and then immediately after storing the contents of the toilet bowl for Christmas presents to gift your insufferable family around the holidays.

I gave my 6 year old niece a steamy chandler

by Bllllllop March 27, 2016

Steamy Morgan

The biggest fattest pile of shit you've ever left in a toilet

I left a Steamy Morgan in the toilet last night and woke up to my wife handing me divorce papers.

by CerealEarth December 19, 2022

steamy reamy

Shoving fresh steamed green beans into someone’s ass and then eating the steaming beans out.

“Jay is such a creep, he asked me to do a steamy reamy after the party last night.”

by jimmycyrus September 14, 2022