September 28th

If you were born on this day, someone born in July will definitely give you a blowjob. Also you can ask for anything and she/he has to do it! Happy birthday <3

Ali: When’s your birthday??

Justin: September 28th

Ali: Oh really? I have to give you a blowjob then and it will be the best you’ll ever receive

Justin: Why you think that?

Ali: Because I was born in July

by elzainwonderland January 26, 2020

February 28th

February 28th is National Nonchalant day

This is a day to recognize the nonchalant demons or be extremely nonchalant just because.

john: hey, why are you acting so nonchalant today?
sarah: havent you heard? its February 28th, aka national nonchalant day!
john: omg youre right! gotta tell nonchalant nathan

by shesthegreatest February 26, 2025

28th of November

National Hold hands w your gf or bf day

You could yous it “ on the 28th of November wil u hold my hand?”

by National days 145533 November 27, 2024

28th Amendment

You can't out pizza the hut.

Me: Let's make homemade pizza.
My friend: Ok, but remember the 28th Amendment.

by getthefuckoutofmywayufuckinhoe February 27, 2020

September 28th

If you were born on september 28th are going to get some good blowjob from someone born in the summer

Justin: September 28th. It’s my birthday

Ali: Oh, really? I should give you a present then. I’m good at it.
Justin: Why you think that?
Ali: Because I was born in July ;)

by elzainwonderland January 21, 2020

September 28th

If you were born on September 28th, your birthday gift has to be a great blowjob given by someone born in Summer

Justin: It’s September 28th. Today’s my birthday.

Ali: Oh really? I should give you a “special” gift then. You’ll never forget it.

Justin: Yeah? You think you’re that good at it?

Ali: Of course I am. I was born in July

by elzainwonderland January 23, 2020

28th amendment

the amendment that allows the act of slavery inside

i commend the 28th amendment at that african male

by Pickle mickle April 7, 2021