chop

To sell weed.

Ex 1:

Bobby: Hey I'll be about 20 minutes late.

Susie: Why?

Bobby: I got to go make a quick chop.

Ex 2:
Alex: Yo where did Osama go?

Addison:He's out choppin he'll be back soon.

by brotherjames March 29, 2009

chop

ignoramus, idiot, one with little intelligence.

You fuckinh cop!

by kepy seema September 22, 2003

chop

when rims shine

man,those sprees really chop

by allen January 27, 2004

chop

to fuck a girl

Hey Taylor, why are you always with hot girls but you never chop them? ex. chop her in half; chopper city; and the drunken yell "CHOOOOOOOP!!!!"

by Ben and cousin Justin March 28, 2003

Chop

A "chop" or "club chop" is a karate chop motion performed to the neck whenever somebody says something false or ridiculously stupid. Chops are not to be dealt on jokes or any opinion based matter. If somebody falsely chops another person, the victim of the false chop receives 10 chops for being falsely chopped. A chop can only be performed on a question if the question is so unbelievably stupid that they must pay for their stupidity. If somebody calls for a chop and the defendant disagrees with a reasonable argue meant, they chop may be decided weather it is granted or not by a 2/3 vote (all voters in the party must be unbiased and make a fair decision based on the rules of the chop, no exceptions)

Zack: Did you know that George bush brought the horses to America in the 1800's?
Mark: Chop, are you stupid? *executes chop*

by mark_shark June 6, 2016

chopped

annoyed,shook , stunned, VERY SUPRISED

this girl got me chopped bc she be talking all that stuff

by 1trash June 17, 2018

chop

an insult or a dis

-"yo momma so fat she plays pool with the planets"
--"chop!"

-"you play ball like a girl!"
--"dang man he be choppin' you"

-"you stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking nerf herder!"
--"dang man, leia be takin' you to the choppin' block"

by #swagdaddy69 October 6, 2013