Nigel Farage

A full ostomy appliance. A literal bag of shit or piss.

Oh crap, I’ve got a Nigel Farage. I better head to the bathroom and empty him

by Dr01dB01 July 5, 2025

nigel goes

nigel is the best human ever. he has qualities that can inspire everyone. he puts the work in to achieve any task given. can be a bit of a cherry cha sometimes tho. all in all great person to have in a friend circle

big up that nigel goes for the inspiration

by youmammagay2 May 29, 2019

Nigelism

nigelism is when two men called Nigel meet up for coffee once a week for a nice cup of coffee and to eat each other's arse. This sacred event can only be crafted with two white men named Nigel.

Ahhhhhhh the Nigel's are at it again! Wish I could do some nigelism. Save some booty for the rest of us chaps!!

by 69Lilkidlover69 September 20, 2018

Nigel

Not chad but bad

Nigel = virgin

by Soft N Flaccid April 16, 2020

Nigel

Nigel (Ni-gel) is a name given to those who carry with them video recording equipment. Mainly accompanying a large group of sweaty individuals, they can also be seen to fall over and appear confused while playing sports.

Jeez, he’s such a Nigel!

Wow, You’ve just done a Nigel!

by Rexthecav23 June 5, 2022

Nigel

The name of a handsome boy, who is easy to talk to and likes to joke around.

A Nigel may act nonchalant but deep down is quite chalant and has many feelings.

Why is Nigel so nonchalant??

by DDdreadhead August 7, 2025

Nigel

A "Nigel" is someone that has a hair cut that looks like Nigel's haircut, the evil bird in Rio.

Yo bro you're "tchass" is so bwi
Yeah bro you are Nigel

by user45756278646563 November 2, 2023