zjierb

Expressive existential anguish one experiences when biting down a squisher than expected pickle

I feel zjierb

by zyacir February 15, 2021

zjierb

that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected

I took a bite of this pickle and it's a little squishier than i expected, feeling pretty zjierb right now

by frituurkoning February 16, 2021

zjierb

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected. The feeling isn't disgust, that's incorrect, it's not disappointment, we know what disappointment feels like, anger is not the specific feeling that you feel, it's... zjierb. zjierbness

"That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected, what's that called?"

"zjierb."

by OatsieANDOodles February 16, 2021

zjierb

When you bite into a pickle that is softer than expected

Me, after biting into a pickle: I feel zjierb

by The cat rincer February 15, 2021

zjierb

That feeling when you bite into a pickle that is a bit to soft

Person 1: Hey, How are those pickles
Person 2: A bit too soft
Person 1: I bet you're feeling pretty zjierb right now
Person 2: I am

by Ryalza February 16, 2021

zjierb

that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squisher than you expected.

First used by Brian David Gilbert on his Youtube channel following an existential song and fur coat wearing dance routine in the snow.

*bites pickle* I feel zjierb.

by kitmillion February 16, 2021

zjierb

A term coined by brian david gilbert. Zjierb (noun: zjierbness) is "that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected".

Brian: *opens pickle jar* *bites into pickle that's a little squishier than he expected* *contentedly chewing*
Brian: I feel... zjierb
Karen: *bites into pickle that's a little squishier than she expected*
(Both simultaneously): Zjierbness

by apuddingbasin February 16, 2021