grace im sorry but you really have a small weiner, miniscule even i've seen bird cock bigger...
just at least get it checked out. please...
also im sorry for having to tell you this way but you have to learn to accept it. im sorry... truly, if you beleive in your self enough though, maybe you'll get some inches
just at least get it checked out. please...
also im sorry for having to tell you this way but you have to learn to accept it. im sorry... truly, if you beleive in your self enough though, maybe you'll get some inches
by graceurppsmoll March 17, 2020
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there is no other way to put this but you wont be able to satisfy with that child of a unit... just keep it in your pants as its just sad the amount of confidence your schlong has ......
im sorry grace.
there is no other way to put this but you wont be able to satisfy with that child of a unit... just keep it in your pants as its just sad the amount of confidence your schlong has ......
im sorry grace.
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