What's red, and bad for your teeth?

a brick.

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*

by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023

earning your redwings

The science of pleasuring a girl to the fullest possible climax by eating her out while she's on her period.

"Dude, isn't your girlfriend on your period?
. "Yeah but I had to earn my redwings"
"oh my god don't tell me that dude"

"you will be earning your redwings one day"

by Richardo Despartes January 18, 2013

Get Your Redwings

The act of going down on a woman while she is on her period.

"Even though I knew she was on her period, I decided tonight was a good night to get your redwings as any."

by Partykrasher December 22, 2009

Reduce your head

A term used to try and deflate the ego of that big-headed friend of yours

Chavtastic Boy 1: "Yo, bruv, there's no 1 better at Fifa 11 than me, no 1"

Chavtastic Boy 2: 'Oi, reduce your head boi, you ain't that good'

by ducky2410 October 27, 2010

reduce your tits

A more appropriate way of saying, "calm your tits." It was first said in Chris Lilley's "Summer Heights High," when Ja'mie King tells Bec (the asian tryhard) to reduce her tits.

Ja'mie King: "I heard Qantas is having good deals on one-way tickets to China."
Bec: "I'm not even Chinese, I'm from Singapore."
Ja'mie King: "Reduce your tits, stop acting dumb, fix your acne, and don't be asian. Seriously."

by vidlenz May 20, 2014