volume Tourette's

A: a person whome has no control of how loud they say something (normally a swear word)

B: somebody who will just spout shite over your conversation which doesnt concern them at all ( normally old, rude, tall with white hair and talks shite about football with other suffers)

an example of volume tourette's would be, a man tapping his pen on the table near you, the suffer will say i wish he would SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I HAVE TO PUNCH HIM

by taity January 6, 2008

volume riding

When bad audio mixing leads you to have to constantly adjust the volume of your speakers or television to maintain a reasonable level.

Johnny, while I enjoyed your movie, "Bloodbathfeast," I felt that perhaps I wouldn't have to engage in so much volume riding if the chainsaw noises were not approximately ten times louder than the young ladies pleading for their lives.

by Snoopydance June 19, 2010

Volume 102

A state of Volume that exceeds any scale. Turning up volume past the limit for maximum loudness. Metal, Techno, and dubstep are generally played at this kind of level. Turning up the volume this high generally obliterates speakers and other sound devices. (ie: Bass, headphones, etc.)

Near-Device Breaking Volume-Level.

Opinion? Absolute Kickassery.

Power metal is meant to be played at Volume 102

by Amortem March 11, 2011

volume schizo

The act of simultaneously wishing that the volume of your television was louder while hoping no one hears it.

Johnny was a volume schizo while watching Debbie Does Dallas with his parents in the next room.

by DeShawn Drib April 10, 2005

Volume War

Any instance where two or more people fight to hear something such as a t.v. or another person.

i.e.

"Josh, turn down the t.v., I can't hear American Idol!"

*turns t.v. up*

*Josh turns t.v. up as well*

"Uh-oh, you just started a volume war."

by IcedAngel337 July 28, 2009

volume issue

1. The need to vomit after drinking beer or other carbonated beverages due to the carbonation and volume of the liquid itself attempting to use more stomach space than is comfortably available.

Also known as a "carbonation issue"

2. Relating to a situation where the acoustic noise is higher than desired or allowed.

1. "I'm feeling a volume issue...(!) (10 seconds pass) *puke*"

Last night my friend Scott said he wasn't throwing up from the alcohol; he said he was just having a volume issue.

2. We knew we had a volume issue on our hands when our neighbors called the cops after we put the music on.

by mittynuke April 26, 2009

volume drinking

Some beers are drunk for their taste. Some beers are drunk for their alcohol content. Others are for volume drinking. Sometimes you want a cheap, not too alcoholic drink that you can sit and get steadily drunk with, without getting twatted after a few pints. In the UK drinks such as Carling and Strongbow do this job. Not the classiest or the tastiest drinks, but you can get into double figures without making a tit out of yourself.

"Fancy a Stella?"
"No, mate, I'm on the Carling. Strictly volume drinking tonight"

by iamkvogel May 29, 2008