venezuelan shower

A shower that last less than 3 minutes.

Referencing the 3 minute shower limit by Hugo Chavez.

Quote from Hugo Chavez 'Some people sing in the shower, in the shower half an hour. No kids, three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink,' he said during a televised Cabinet meeting.'

Scott used all the hot water and I was forced to take a Venezuelan shower.

by GReg April 27, 2014

Venezuelan heat parade

n. The act of multiple grown men standing in a line closely to one another that simultaneously light their pubic hair on fire and the proceed to bone the man standing in front of them in line.

Last week I intended to have a normal night with the bros ,but we got drunk and formed a Venezuelan heat parade.

by Macbeezy April 26, 2011

venezuelan cuntdragon

A foreign hooker with a burning, raging STD.

Mark told Rich to stay the hell away from her, she's a Venezuelan Cuntdragon.

by Guinness88&Christyss March 14, 2016

venezuelan standoff

When you go into the bathroom with the intent to take a shit, but someone sits down in the stall next to you so you decide to hold it till they leave, but they are doing the same thing. Venezuelan standoffs usually last until one person gives up on taking a shit and leaves. The longest Venezuelan standoff in history lasted 3 days because the person in the stall closest to the door died of dysentery while the janitors were on a strike. After the strike ended the survivor was discovered by a janitor and he was rushed to a hospital.

What happened in class yesterday I missed it because I was stuck in a Venezuelan standoff.

by Treehugers May 24, 2018

venezuelan economy

Complete ass

Guy1: you heard about the stock market crash
Guy from Venezuela: you fuck you mother ass fucker bitch

Guy1: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like the Venezuelan Economy

by ButterMyEggroll May 2, 2019

venezuelan bolivar

Venezuelan Bolivar Venezuela introduced a new currency, the sovereign bolivar, on August 20th 2018, in an attempt to curb hyperinflation and economic crisis in the country. The new bolivar is anchored to the Petro, an oil-backed digital cryptocurrency launched in February.

I fucking cant repay the Venezuelan Bolivars that I loaned from Liz

by Secret Agent Deadshot April 5, 2021

Venezuelan Chalice

When a man makes a chalice out of his scrotum, then he fills it up with beer, and then makes his partner drink the beer.

Oh dude, my gf totally drank from my Venezuelan Chalice last night!

by Illuminatti69 January 15, 2022