tea towelling

When you are so completely dry that you absorb all of the other persons/people's sexual moisture

She was so dry I was basically tea towelling her

by Gayman_13 December 22, 2016

towel tea

a sex position, where the man hangs the girl by a towel from the ceiling and puts tea into her vagina. then waits underneath for it to drip out

"dayum girl, im thirsty, you wanna towel tea?"

by XnsFracture May 09, 2016

Tea Towel Method

The usage of a Tea Towel To dry out the recievers anal passage and dry off the givers penis. then perform the act of anal sex without any lubrication.

Tea towel method: Getting a tea towel and drying out the anal passage and penis before anal sex

by Timmy Bean Boy April 03, 2012

Tea Towel

A very sexy man

Look a tea towel in the bushes! How hot!

by Cookie cat- gamer November 13, 2023

Son of a tea towel

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.

Drops Beer "Son of a tea towel"

by al00f March 19, 2010