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Tostito Toss

The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot,

sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.
I was about to blow in Brad’s mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. He gave me the old Tostito toss.
by Bleeding disorder January 3, 2024
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Tostitos Baby

A Tostitos baby is a sexual maneuver where during sex ,towards the end of a womans period, you creampie her. She then squeezes it out and scoops it up with a nacho chip and eats it.
Yeah I brought home that girl from the party, and she was so wild, she let me give her a "Tostitos Baby"
by KO C December 12, 2024
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Ecuadorian Tostito

A sex position where you have sex with her doggy style, pull out, finish in a panema hat, put it on her head, and then recite obscure lines from Beavis and Butthead.
"I just had kinky sex with my husband's boyfriend's girlfriend and gave her an ecuadorian tostito!"
by Goober goober rocking April 2, 2025
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