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tool bag

Someone who is more than simply a tool. So much of a tool in fact, that a mechanic's collection of tools does not contain as many tools as would equal the level of tooldom that a "tool bag" contains. Therefore, their tool level is higher than tool and moves up to "tool bag."
by cruggina October 27, 2013
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"ah shit man i told your girl she had a nice rack, so she kicked me in the tool bag!"
by Kamran Omidi June 20, 2008
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Only use this word if you are a tool also. Tools use this word because they think it is cool to combine two common phrases, tool and dirt bag
Tom the tool: HEY TOOL BAG!!! I just pwned you
Normal Ned: Shut the fuck up shit head.
Tom the tool: My sister is gonna jerk me off tonight! I am gonna get so much more action than you ever will
by Tom the Tool October 4, 2006
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Usually the nickname given to a useless Airframer (aka Flamer aka douche-bag) or Ordnanceman (aka gunner aka bitch nigga) usually an airman but can be e-4 and above.

Fun Fact: All ordnancemen are pretty much useless...
Yo AO3 is such a Tool Bag... I hate that bitch nigga.
by YelaWhich July 22, 2011
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BRITT WHOLER and/or ANDY MANESS
When someone's acting really gay (thinks his subaru is a mercedes benz, thinks speaking in aim talk is legit, and has a huge schnoz) they can also be be referred to as a subychild, they are a TOOL BAG.
AND/OR
when someone has really gay flo... stubbornly continues to think he is 100% man despite the fact that his voice is so high he undeniably has a vagine, they are a TOOL BAG.
by gayness123 October 16, 2008
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a person who hangs out with tools
he is their ringleader who carries the rest of the tools along with him, like a bag that carries tools
Michael is such a tool bag all he ever does is hang around with tools
by wordception June 18, 2011
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means worthless, unwanted peason that people use dont like
tool bag,dickheads faggets ,noobs
by reem12 March 8, 2009
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