Tuckerfucker

One of the best inventions ever --> A microwave
Nukes the shit out of your food.

Invented by some crazy cunt that thought it would be cool to burn shit with lasers. Yew

Just some Classic Aussie Slang

"Hey, can I borrow your tuckerfucker to cook my 2 minute noodles?"

by classicaussiebloke March 10, 2019

TuckerFucker

The act of seating yourself in front of a desk piled with physics material, and receiving pleasure from a student beneath. Oral sex often involves uniform circular motion and Newtonian mechanics. There is often a trap door beneath that allows quick entry and exit.

Why is there banging beneath that desk!? Oh, someone must be pulling a TuckerFucker... now, back to my pendulum measurements!

by Ron Burgundy II August 7, 2006