Nipples of the North 

A term coined by Cr1TiKaL while playing Fallout: New Vegas. It essentially means one of terrible accuracy, but with great nipples.

Cr1TiKaL: "I can't hit shit today. But, I hit this guy in the leg and he went flying. Just call me the Nipples of the North."

Nipples of the North by Chinote June 8, 2013

its hot as nipples in the desert 

Very hot, to hot to handle

Person 1: damn its 100 degrees

Person 2: I know its hot as nipples in the desert

its hot as nipples in the desert by thatgirlroxmysox September 25, 2012

get the scorpions off your nipples 

Slang for a bitchy person.

Also known as get the sand out of your vagina, or get the cactus out of your ass

They were being assholes today so i told them to get the scorpions off your nipples

get the scorpions off your nipples by BABYOIL March 23, 2012

Red. what the colour of your nipples ? 

Speech somebody said to a women on Omegle to describe the colour of there nipples.

Women: what your favourite colour ?
Man: Red. what the colour of your nipples ? light brown. dark brown. what? what?golden brown, chestnut brown. Poverty brown. Bronze brown. Kinky brown. What we talking here?? Pencil shavings brown. What? Old penny brown. What kinda brown? What's the color? what's the Color of your nipples. Hm? Whats the color. What's that colour??

Red. what the colour of your nipples ? by Ukinral June 28, 2023