put the fucking lotion in the basket

A slightly aggressive way of telling somebody to put lotion in a basket

Buffalo Bill: It places the lotion in the basket
Catherine: I wanna see my mommy. Please no...
Buffalo Bill: PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!

by jessbrown February 24, 2021

Lotion in the Basket

ESPN.com's Sports Guy suggested name for an all-male cast pron movie starring '08 NFL Buffalo Bills coaching staff, due to the names on the staff: Dick, Perry, Turk, Bobby, Alex and Tyke.

Bill Simmons column: Actual names of Buffalo coaches this season: Dick, Perry, Turk, Bobby, Alex and Tyke. Somebody get a fake all-male porn movie poster ready! Come on! Do it for me! Call the movie, "Lotion in the Basket" or "Extra-Hot Buffalo Sauce" and stick that thing online. I don't ask for much.

by theriotfish February 25, 2009

Lotioning the Mushroom

Slang for the act of rubbing one out (masturbating). Using lotion of choice.

Poor Lucus never has any luck with the ladies. So he spends most nights lotioning the mushroom (masturbating) while watching porn.

by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025