A fat old fuddy-duddy who has self pronounced himself as the "king of town" and who most people have a temptation to eat due to his marshmallow-like quality.(i REALLY wanna squish 'im!!!)
by me October 18, 2003
Get the The King of Townmug. An enormously fat dude who does nothing but eat. He wears a fake robe and a party city crown and calls himself king of Free Town, U.S.A. Yet, nobody likes him, for he is a loser.
Listen,*cough*, "your highness". We're about to egg the ever-living crap out of your castle, and it just wouldn't be as fun if you're standing right there.
Sure it will. On the count that I'm totally cool.
No you're not.
Sure it will. On the count that I'm totally cool.
No you're not.
by Stiffy February 14, 2004
Get the King of Townmug. 