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what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.
Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."
by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009
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fucks with you the long way

a slang term describing the extent of one's bond or relationship with another individual
"Girl, you held a nigga down while I was locked up so you know I fucks with you the long way".
by starofcaramel December 27, 2011
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Fucks with you the long way

Being friends with someone to the fullest extent.
Guy #1: Bruh, you think you could front me something til Tuesday?

Guy #2: Yeah bruh, but only 'cause I fucks with you the long way.
by LizzieNC August 21, 2011
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Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass

A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.
Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.
by Dick Pound69 June 9, 2013
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fucks with her the short way

Fucks with you the short way means I only deal with you if I have to but I'd rather not fuck with you at all!
"Girl! Let's go over to your co-worker Beyoncè house cus she having a party all weekend!"
Me: "Gul hell nawl! I fucks with her the short way only because her and my ex fucked on each other!"
by Miluvly Uncouth June 7, 2019
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What the fuck is dubstep?

The #1 search phrase after Deadpool 2 hit theaters.
Me having just watched Deadpool 2: What the fuck is dubstep?
by Partykiller June 22, 2018
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